Where's the Beef

EVERYBODY SAYS JOE AIN’T DID NOTHING IN 40 YEARS IN THE SENATE BUT LET ME TELL YOU I KNOW HE DID SOMETHING AND I’LL TELL YOU WHAT HE DID IT WAS 30 YEARS AGO HE SAW ME ON THE BOARDWALK EATING MY HAMBERGER AND HE TOOK MY HAMBERGER AWAY AND THREW IT IN THE TRASH THEN HE POINTED AROUND AT ME AND EVERYONE ELSE ON THE BOARDWALK AND SAID IN 30 YEARS FROM NOW WHEN I AM PRESIDENT I AM GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR HAMBERGERS AWAY AND EVEREYBODY BOOED AT HIM BUT NOW IT’S 2021 AND AT NIGHT I LOOK TO THE DARK SKY AND FEAR HIS PROPHECY SHALL COME TO FRUITION