Colt Sized

“Bird penis?” Carson asked rhetorically to open his virtual press conference. “Really tiny.” He held his thumb and index finger closely together in front of his webcam. “Now you talk about horse cock, now you’re talkin’ my language! They’re like this!” Carson enthusiastically held his hands a good foot and a half apart. “Need I say more?”

Nary a microphone came off mute, as the reporters had all the answers they needed without needing to ask a single question.